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Cooper has more entries in the top 50 than any other comedian and had five in the top 10 alone.
The highest placed gag attributed to the Welsh comic genius, who died during the filming of a television show in 1984, was one about a gym instructor and the splits.
She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me! The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.
Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next! A classic Tommy Cooper gag "I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?
The actor said he’s been spending his time “keeping the ship afloat” and “figuring out the new configuration of our family” these days. And I’m really happy it’s been half a year now, which is bittersweet, but I’ve got my feelings in my fingertips again.” He added, “Truthfully I could drink a Russian under the table with his own vodka. I was good.” When asked how he simply stopped drinking, the , opposite Tommy Lee Jones.
Researchers scoured the web and examined more than 1,000 jokes before whittling them down to a final 50 on which 36,000 people voted. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here" 25.
She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me! Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.” In second place was a regularly told one-liner about a zoo with just one dog. The third placed joke was one about a dyslexic man who walks into a bra.
It is not known who should be credited with coming up with the top three jokes.
The solitude allows him to reflect and “try to make sense of where we are at this time,” he said.
“I remember literally having this thought a year, a year and a half ago; someone was going through some scandal,” he told .